Peter Gamma from www.petergamma.org is registered at the Swiss Police as a subject which is „psychologically noticeable“.
But Peter is not a subject subject which is „psychologically noticeable“.
And what happened recently near Zurich reminds Peter of the following comedy of Swiss Comedian Emil Steinberger as a police officer in the middle of the night at the police headquarters:
Schnieder police station What, do you have a bomb in front of the house?
That’s also a surprise. No, we can’t come now, everyone is already in bed.
I don’t know what you have to do either.
I just wouldn’t go any closer than where she is.
Or go and have a listen, if it goes off, if the bomb goes off,
then I can say from my own experience that it is a time bomb:
Yes, then unscrew the lid at the back again, then a little nut will appear
and you can set the time there,
yes, you just have to turn it to the right, o
therwise you will be half quicker,
yes,
that is all I know,
it is best to put a wet sack over it or sleep next to the bomb so that no one else is standing on it,
yes, if you have any new knowledge, give me a call,
yes, I am interested, personally,
yes, have a nice night,
what do you have a burglar, is he at your house now, well, what is his name, you have never seen him before, how do you know that it is a burglar,
someone with a hammer,
what does he have to do with breaking into your house,
you have expensive pictures hanging up,
then you have a problem,
well, good lady,
at least put on your gloves,
so that when we come and take fingerprints,
we cannot see anything now
it’s dark
we can’t see anything
he has gone down into the cellar
he’s probably thirsty
go and scare him
how scare him?
I don’t know what you look like.
police office 3:30
what about this bomb
oh
ohha
yes now you have to get the little shovel and spade
and clean everything up
what is that you make your collegueas a fool
for the next night
well I’ll trick you, too.
Yes yes go to bed with your bomb.
Yes yes probably but not twice now.
I’m going to try a gag, too.
Police headquaters.
This is the answering machine.
Speak on my signal.
Boss?
No this is just the answering machine.
The tape is finished.
pip