What would happen if I would complain at the City Police of Zurich that too many woman cross my way who are wearing horse tails?

Even PurPur Meow wears horse tails in some of her videos: What would happen if I complain about this at the City Police Zurich? The case of the building manager from Schwamendingen in Zurich made me think. Is she still active in this observation with my person as an object? And if I would complain …